no friends. therefore no company!

perks-of-fangirling:

yourvoiceinnovember:

plat-inum:

jeanwantsatumblr:

monkaroo:

thewriterhouse:

Can you imagine reading in one of these during a rainstorm?

Imagine having this though. No wind. No bugs. No critters. You’re own little bubble. I legitimately need this in my life.

Imagine forcing a cat in there with you  

there are two types of people

What if you farted and you couldn’t get out and you pretty much gassed yourself to death

three. three types of people

What if its locked and you cant get out, and you have to pee so you pretty much drown in your own urine 

Amber Heard you sexy piece of pie 

well, when smite fails. to dcu i go!

blasianxbri:

mikey-v:

bye

lmfao omg.

samandriel:

covetxvx:

a metaphor of my life

best moment on television. ever.

girl-in-the-tardis:

dylychill:

youre-standing-on-my-scarf:

How to let your grieving companion know that you’re not actually dead

Is this where 9 got some of his sass?

you can see the camera when they pan away from the close up in the far left corner. 

math has officially become harder than my dick 

the-sonic-url:

dirtybongobeats:

lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

some people are slowwwww. the same can be said about good/evil, darkness/light, and other shit that do not matter in life 

the-absolute-best-posts:

4gifs:

Mattress Jousting

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

jaelbreakyouriphone:

jessitumbls:

me trying to accomplish life goals

AHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

vanillaasky:

cupkacie:

Jimmy Kimmel tricked people at Coachella into professing their love for bands that don’t exist, and it is absolutely hysterical. 

oh my fucking god